I think I'll try defying gravity,
Kiss me goodbye I am defying gravity'.
Lmao
Thats it.. Look up!
Zombie Portraits by Andre De Freitas
All portraits available at society6. Zombie Where’s Waldo carries the most horrifying implications for me, because of his god-tier cloaking capabilities. The good, honest zombie-fearing humans of the world would no longer stand a chance.
.Laugh.My.Ass.Off.
What an idiot.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house. He froze when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching!” Silence returned to the house so the burglar crept forward. “Jesus is watching!” the voice boomed again. The robber stopped dead in his tracks and looked all around. He spotted a parrot in a cage.
“Was that you?” asked the burglar?
“Yes,” answered the parrot.
The criminal sighed in relief and asked, “What’s your name?”
“Clarence,” said the bird.
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”
“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”
Amy the ‘Ellen’ writer is terrified of haunted houses. It’s amazing.
Love it.
This is maybe the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. I died laughing.
